10 Things I Look For In A Boyfriend

1. You have to be able to make me laugh. No laughter in a relationship is equal to a dead relationship.
2. Blanket forts. We’re gonna build them.
3. You’re intelligent, like me, but every now and then you say something super stupid, like me. We’ll make a pact that I wont mock you for not knowing the proper definition of “pontificate” if you don’t make fun of me for not knowing the difference between the Senate and the House of Representatives.
4. When I feel comfortable enough to share my writing, you will read it and tell me honestly what you think. Don’t baby me. If there’s something you don’t like, let me know. But soften the blow, please? I’m fragile.
5. You can’t get scared by the fact that I cry (all the fucking time). If you do, than this is a doomed relationship.
6. You can’t be a mime.
7. LOST. You have to like it. I’m sorry, but this is a must.
8. You should be a nerd. (Well, I guess you don’t have to be) (Though it would help)
9. You have to think Muppets are cool, and you can’t get freaked out when I casually mention how my dream wedding will one day take place in Disneyland.
10. Are you Jason Segel? If so, why are you not in my pants already?